Singing Valentine Song List

You don’t always have to fuck them hard. 

In fact, sometimes that’s not right to do.

Sometimes you gotta make some love

And fuckin’ give ‘em some smooches too.

Sometimes you gotta squeeze,

Sometimes you gotta say please,

Sometimes you gotta say hey: 

I’m gonna fuck you softly

I’m gonna screw you gently

I’m gonna hump you sweetly

I’m gonna ball you discretely

And then you say, 

Hey, I brought you flowers.

And then you say, 

Wait a minute, baby

I think I got somethin’ in my teeth, could you get it out for me?

That’s fuckin’ teamwork!

What’s your favorite posish?

That’s cool with me, it’s not my favorite, but I’ll do it for you.

What’s your favorite dish?

I’m not gonna cook it, but I’ll order it from Zanzibar

And then I’m gonna love you completely

And then I’ll fuckin’ fuck you discretely

And then I’ll fuckin’ bone you completely

But then I’m gonna fuck you hard

I swear

By the moon and the stars in the sky,

I’ll be there

I see the questions in your eyes

I know what’s weighing on your mind

You can be sure I know my part

‘Cause I’ll stand beside you through the years

You’ll only cry those happy tears

And though I’ll make mistakes, 

I’ll never break your heart.

I swear

By the moon and the stars in the sky, 

I’ll be there.

And I swear by the shadow that’s by your side,

I’ll be there.

For better or worse, 

‘Til death do us part,

I’ll love you with every beat of my heart,

I swear. 

Close your eyes

Make a wish

And blow out the candlelight

For tonight is just your night

We’re gonna celebrate
All through the night

Pour the wine

Light the fire

Boo your wish is my command 

I submit to your demands

I will do anything 

Boo you need only ask

I’ll make love to you

Like you want me to 

And I’ll hold you tight

Baby all through the night

I’ll make love to you

When you want me to 

And I will not let go

‘Til you tell me to

I’ve been struggling lately

But you’ve been bringing my safety

And now I know that you won’t go

I’ve been worried you’re leaving

I’m here whenever you need me

And now I know that you won’t go from me

You’ve been bringing me safety

And I’m here whenever you need me

Door is open, it’s unspoken

Now I know that you won’t go from me

You’ve been bringing me safety

I’m here whenever you need me

Locked eyes from across the room

Down my drink while the rhythms boom

Take your hand and skip the names

No need here for the silly games

Make our way through the smoke and crowd

The club is the sky and I’m on your cloud

Move in close as the lasers fly

Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place, go back to yours

Our hips first touch outside your doors

A whole night what we’ve got in store

Whisper in my ear that you want some more

And I jizzed in my pants

I jizzed right in my pants

Everytime you’re next to me

And when we’re holding hands

It’s like havin’ sex to me

You say I’m premature,

I just call it ecstasy

I wear a rubber at all times

It’s a necessity 

And I jizzed in my pants

I jizzed right in my pants

Everytime you’re next to me

And when we’re holding hands

It’s like havin’ sex to me

You say I’m premature,

I just call it ecstasy

I wear a rubber at all times

It’s a necessity 

I’ve got sunshine on a cloudy day

When it’s cold outside, I’ve got the month of May

I guess you’d say, what can make me feel this way?

My bae, talkin’ ‘bout my bae, my bae

I’ve got so much honey the bees envy me

I’ve got a sweeter song than the birds in the trees

Well I guess you’d say, what can make me feel this way?

My bae, talkin’ ‘bout my bae, my bae

This was all you, none of it me.

You put your hands on my body and told me

Told me you were ready

For the big one, for the big jump

I’d be your last love

Everlasting you and me

That was what you told me

I’m giving it up.

I’m forgiving it all.

You set me free, yeah.

Send my love to your new lover

Treat them better

We gotta let go of all our ghosts

We both know we ain’t kids no more

If you’re ready, if you’re ready

If you’re ready, I’m ready.

We both know we ain’t kids no more

I call you when I need you, my heart’s on fire

You come to me, come to me wild and wired

Oo you come to me,

Give me everything I need

Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams

Speak the language of love like you know what it means

Oo it can’t be wrong

Take my heart and make it strong, babe.

You’re simply the best, 

Oh better than all the rest.

Oh better than anyone,

Oh anyone I’ve ever met.

I’m stuck on your heart. 

Oh, I hang on every word you say.

Oh, tear us apart, 

Oh baby I would rather be dead.

You’re simply the best

Strange how much I love you,

Strange, dear, but true, dear

When I’m close to you, dear

The stars fill the sky

So in love with you am I

Even without you, 

My arms, they fold about you

You know my darling, why,

So in love with you am I

In love with the night mysterious

The night when you first were there

In love with my joy delirious 

When I knew that you would care

Taunt me and hurt me,

Deceive me, desert me

I’m yours ‘til I die

So in love with you am I

So in love with you, my love, am I

Thought I’d end up with Sean

But he wasn’t a match

Wrote some songs about Ricky

Now I listen and laugh

Even almost got married

And for Pete I’m so thankful

Wish I could say “thank you” to Malcolm

‘Cause he was an angel

One taught me love

One taught me patience 

One taught me pain

Now I’m so amazed as I’ve loved and I’ve lost

But that’s not what I see 

So look what I’ve got

Look what you taught me

And for that I say:

Thank u, next

Thank u, next

Thank u, next

I’m so fucking grateful for my ex

Thank u, next

Thank u, next

Thank u, next

I’m so fucking grateful for my ex

Thank u, next, 

Thank u, next

Thanks

Heart beats fast

Colors and promises

How to be brave?

How can I love when I’m afraid to fall?

But watching you stand alone

All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow

One step closer

I have died every day waiting for you

Darling, don’t be afraid, I have loved you for a thousand years

I’ll love you for a thousand more

And all along I believed I would find you

Time has brought your heart to me

I’ve loved you for a thousand years

I’ll love you for a thousand more

You’re on the phone with your girlfriend, she’s upset

She’s goin’ off about something that you said

She doesn’t get your humor like I do

I’m in my room, it’s a typical Tuesday night

I’m listening to the kind of music she doesn’t like

And she’ll never know your story like I do

But she wears short skirts,

I wear T-Shirts,

She’s cheer captain and I’m on the bleachers

Dreamin’ ‘bout the day when you look up and find

That what you’re looking for has been here the whole time

If you could see that I’m the one who understands you

Been here all along so why can’t you see

You belong with me 

Oh, I remember you driving to my house in the middle of the night

I’m the one who makes you laugh when you know you’re ‘bout to cry

I know all your favorite songs and you tell me ‘bout your dreams

Think I know where you belong, think I know it’s with me

If you could see that I’m the one who understands you

Been here all along so why can’t you see

You belong

Standin’ by you, waitin’ at your back door

All this time, how could you not know baby?

You belong with me

You belong with me 

Have you ever thought just maybe you belong with me?

You belong with me

Oo, you make me live

Whatever this world can give to me

It’s you, you’re all I see

Oo, you make me live now. Honey

Ah, you’re the best friend that I ever had

I’ve been with you such a long time

You’re my sunshine

And I want you to know that my feelings are true

I really love you

Ah, you’re my best friend

Oo, you make me live

Oo, I’ve been wandering ‘round

Still comes back to you

In rain or shine you stood by me

And I’m happy at home

You’re my best friend

Oo, you make me live

Whenever this world is cruel to me

I got you to help me forgive 

Oo, you make me live now, honey

You’re my best friend

Talk to me, talk to me
Talk to me, talk to me
Hm

Looks like we're making up for lost time
Need you to spell it out for me
Bossa Nova on all night
It's like a type of alchemy
Introduce me to your best friend
I can come and slot right in
A satellite ain't even that far
I, I kinda wonder where you are

Already know I can't leave it alone
You're on my mind, mm
Already gave you the time and the place
So, don't be shy

Just come be the man I need
Tell me you got something to give, I want it
I kinda like it when you call me wonderful
Whatever the type of talk it is, come on then
I gotta know you're meant to be the man I need
Talk to me
Talk to me

Mm, talk to me, talk to me

Wise men say
Only fools rush in
But I can't help falling in love with you
Shall I stay?
Would it be a sin
If I can't help falling in love with you?

Like a river flows
Surely to the sea
Darling, so it goes
Some things are meant to be

Take my hand
Take my whole life, too
For I can't help falling in love with you

One look in your eyes and there I see
Just what you mean to me
Here in my heart I believe
Your love is all I'll ever need
Holdin' you close through the night
I need you, yeah

I look in your eyes and there I see
What happiness really means
The love that we share makes life so sweet
Together we'll always be
This pledge of love feels so right
And, ooh, I need you

Here and now
I promise to love faithfully (Faithfully)
You're all I need
Here and now
I vow to be one with thee (You and me), hey
Your love is all (I need) I need

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Don't want you, need you, yeah, I need you to fill me up
마시고 마셔 봐도, 성에 차지 않아
Got a feelin' that, oh, yeah (yeah), you could be everything that
That I need (need), taste so sweet (sweet), every sip makes me want more, yeah

Lookin' like snacks 'cause you got it like that (whoo)
Take a big bite, want another bite, yeah
너의 모든 걸 난 원해, 원해, 원해
너 말곤 모두 뻔해, 뻔해, 뻔해
When you're in my arms, I hold you so tight, so tight
Can't let go, no, no, not tonight

지금 당장 날 봐, 시간 없잖아
넌 내꺼야, 이미 알고 있잖아
'Cause I need you to need me
I'm empty, you feed me, so refreshin'
My little soda pop

Whoa, my love, my darling
I've hungered for your touch
A long, lonely time
And time goes by so slowly
And time can do so much
Are you still mine?
I need your love
I need your love
God speed your love to me

You taught me everything
And everything you've given me
I'll always keep it inside
You're the driving force in my life, yeah

There isn't anything
Or anyone that I could be
And it just wouldn't feel right
If I didn't have you by my side

You were there for me to love and care for me
When skies were gray
Whenever I was down
You were always there to comfort me

And no one else can be
What you have been to me, you will always be
You will always be the girl
In my life for all times

Mama, mama, you know I love you
(You know I love you)
Mama, mama, you're the queen of my heart
Your love is like tears from the stars, yes, it is
Mama, I just want you to know, lovin' you is like food to my soul